Total Crap: (Noun) Something that is of extremely poor quality; just pure shit.

Perez Hilton launched his new clothing line for Hot Topic, and it's well, about what you'd expect from the most horrifically dressed gay man ever at the shittiest store in the mall. The line seems to consist of 80's ripoff garments emblazoned with guns, rainbows and skulls; not to mention Hilton's signature tagline, "Gossip Gangster." It should be a smash hit with the indiscriminating preteen whose parents totally let them go to the mall unsupervised or people who just enjoy getting beat up and ridiculed.