True Love: (Noun) The unconditional and unabashed feeling of deep affection.

Congratulations to Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson! True love is hearing your girlfriend's embarrassingly crappy album of Tom Waits cover songs (especially when you used to date Alanis fucking Morissette) and then proposing to her stupid ass anyway. After this she can probably wear granny panties, fart in her sleep and leave tampon applicators sitting on the bathroom vanity all she wants during their marriage and it won't make a difference.

Below: ScarJo at the Costume Institute Gala last and and just for fun, her single for "Falling Down" after the jump. Yeah, dude's got it bad.