Worthless
Worthless (Adjective) Without worth; of no use, importance, or value; good-for-(fucking) nothing. Look, kids! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are on vacation! Vacation from what, you ask? After the long, arduous hours they put in being completely useless to society, they've decided to spend a few days being absolutely fucking worthless to humanity.
Seriously: Do these two do anything? Don't they have a fucking job? Appearances to make? Some pointless product to pitch? Or does Heidi really spend her entire goddamn life sticking her ass out in the wind? Is that ass trying to catch a ride somewhere?
Has it ever even occurred to either one of them to do something productive with their motherfucking empty lives besides drink champagne and pilfer the sun's rays from someone more deserving, like Charles Manson or Satan? What a goddamn waste of carbon.
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Are these even theoretically "candid" shots? I've seen more animated window displays at J.C.Penney....
What the French, toast? Candid my Aunt Fanny. They're carrying a bottle of champagne and two glasses. Where'd they pull it from? Heidi's puckered porkhole?
I have never seen them on t.v or heard her sing. My only exposure is through these pictures and magazine stories that I avoid. and I hate them soo much! They make me angry and I have no idea why other than the fact that they are completly and utterly useless.
WHY???
Why do you and every other website continue to post these morons on your site? That is their only reason to exsist.
Stop posting them - they will disappear.
My thoughts exactly - their "work" is getting people to take pictures and talk about them so they can charge appearance fees for parties and events where people will take pictures and talk about them. It's not really that complicated.
So if we all agree to stop paying attention, it won't matter whether or not they go away, because we won't be paying attention and won't notice or care.