Waaaaaahhh! How dare you, Mrs. Plainview! How dare you demand that men live up to some sort of ridiculous body standard! How dare you insist that a man is somehow lesser because he doesn't live up to Hollywood's supposed world view! Waaaaah! I can't belive what sort of gynogynist you are! You disgust me! You can suck--
What? Oh, that's right. I'm a dude. We've already won the gender game. Ha, ha! I'm going to eat another pizza and not care about what I look like! Viva la beergut! Viva la gros gourmand!
Can somebody move the balcony please?
Yes, thank you very much, Mr. Owen.
This is how a man is supposed to look.
Waaaaaahhh! How dare you, Mrs. Plainview! How dare you demand that men live up to some sort of ridiculous body standard! How dare you insist that a man is somehow lesser because he doesn't live up to Hollywood's supposed world view! Waaaaah! I can't belive what sort of gynogynist you are! You disgust me! You can suck--
What? Oh, that's right. I'm a dude. We've already won the gender game. Ha, ha! I'm going to eat another pizza and not care about what I look like! Viva la beergut! Viva la gros gourmand!
Altogether now...
IN.
MY.
PANTS.
*drool*