Anachronistic: (Adjective) Belonging or appropriate to a period other than that in which it exists, esp. a thing that is conspicuously old-fashioned.

Kate Beckinsale recently said in a Glamour interview that she doesn't need to cook for her husband because she and her ancient tomb of a vagina are sooooo good at the sex making.

"I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can't be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I'd rather he didn't order in the sex." (Source)

Nice job there Kate, reinforcing those old saint and whore archetypes. If she'd take her head out of her ass (or, the Great Hole to China, as I assume she calls it) for long enough to realize what year it is, maybe she'd realize that not only is the modern woman adept at cooking and fucking, but some of us don't even consider the two of them mutually exclusive. I'd let you in on the secrets of regular women, Kate, but you seem to be doing so great on your own with your plain, boring, non-food related sex. So, good luck with that. Snerk.

Editor's note: Sorry for the excess of food/sex related posts today. I think I must just be really hungry. And probably horny.

Strike two, Glamour "Women of the Year":