Asshole: (Noun) An irritating or contemptible person.

In spite of recent health scares, Amy Winehouse performed at the Glastonbury Festival over the weekend. Always a crowd pleaser, Amy kicked off the show by spitting her gum into the crowd -- classy! Then later in her set, for reasons not entirely clear, she got into a physical altercation with a fan; first elbowing and then punching the individual. (As seen in the above clip.)

You know, this whole time I think I've really been wrong about old Amy Winehouse. Here I've been thinking she was this cautionary tale of the dangers of fame and misguided substance abuse. But now I'm just starting to think she really is just a total, lowlife piece of shit. Just a real, Grade A scumbag. Boy, am I so not going to feel as bad when she eventually dies of like scurvy or something.

More of Lady Winehouse in all her spitting, boob finagling glory at the Glastonbury Fest: