Asswipe
Asswipe: (Noun) A person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude, a device which has been used to remove excrement from the anus.Ashley Dupré's lawyer has issued a statement that he and his client are not in fact dropping their $10 million lawsuit on Joe Francis, after Francis went on "Access Hollywood" yesterday (the only "media outlet" which ever pays him any attention) claiming the following:
“She is [going to be] a no show,” Francis told Access. “Her lawyer says that she is dropping it and issuing an apology to me.”
God I cannot wait until this piece of shit is back in jail. Joe Francis is one of the few people in history other than Julia Roberts who can make a call girl look like a sympathetic character. The only reason anyone should ever apologize to Joe Francis for anything, is in the case that an inmate stabs him but misses the kidneys. But see, that's the beauty of the prison stabbing -- if at first you don't succeed, bleed that motherfucker like a pig. And anyway, technically Joe Francis should be the one apologizing for getting the inmate's nice, homemade knife dirty with his stupid, dickwad blood; so forget what I said before. No one should ever apologize to Joe Francis for anything.
But, he does have a purty mouth.
Whenever this douche is pictured with that shiteating grin, I can't help but wonder if he is retar...I mean, "mentally challenged".
It's OK, Mrs. P. This is a "safe" community we've got here. You say can retarded all you want!
And he does have a purty mouth, doesn't he? All the better to skullfuck him with!
U rarely wish harm on anyone. But on Joe Francis? Oh yes. Much harm. Grievous harm. Epic harm. Harm of Biblical proportions. I'm not talking get-tied-up-and-be-forced-to-sodomize-yourself-on-camera type of harm. I mean REAL harm.