Bean Bag (Noun) A man's testicles and scrotum, bunched into a protective pouch called underwear.

Holy fuck! Run for your lives, ladies and gents. There's a giant David Beckham on the loose, and he's set to lay waste to every orifice in San Francisco with that giant cock and balls of his. Your only hope of survival is to puncture his bean bag, and prey that he bleeds out.

Jesus Crackin' on a Cracker: What does this man drive? An AMC Gremlin? A Pinto? A Yugo?