Big Head: (Noun) A person who is overly conceited or arrogant; or also someone who just has a disproportionately huge, alien-like, oversized fucking noggin.

Myspace whore Tila Tequila who was given her own MTV show based on the credentials of being indiscriminately slutty as far as which gender or species she's willing to hook up with on TV, is now deservedly taking credit for the ban on gay marriage being lifted.

"It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement," she told Usmagazine.com. "Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]," she said. "Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

Three things: First of all, the people who were "a little apprehensive" about same sex relationships in the dark ages before "A Shot at Fucking Love with Tila Tequila" are still apprehensive about same sex relationships -- and furthermore, those people probably don't watch your goddamn show anyway. Secondly, making out with other chicks in a hot tub on camera is not a "same sex relationship." Because guess what? Pornos have been essentially doing the same thing for years, and if that were the case than gay marriage would have been legalized decades ago. Thirdly? I hope you drop dead of a simultaneous herpes, chlamydia and gonorrhea outbreak and the crabs eat your eyeballs, you filthy, horrible slag. Fred Phelps could live to be 500 years old and I don't think he'll ever come up with anything as offensive to gay people as this.

More of the Erin Whoreovich at the Love Guru premiere. Somebody please tell me she's not actually in this movie?