Blind (Adjective) unable to see; lacking the sense of sight; sightless.

According to Jack Black, whose wife recently gave birth to his second son, he wants to lose weight to make himself pretty for big-screen nude scenes.

"When I saw my rear end in my nude scene in Margot at the Wedding, it actually had a double chin. I’ve joined a gym because the next time you see me naked I’ll be trim." (Source)

Fun Fact! Thanks to that scene in Margot at the Wedding, I've actually been blind for a little over six months now. The bad news, unfortunately, is that I can no longer see and I have to use voice-recognition software to compose my blog entries; the good news, however, is that I'll never have to see Jack Black naked again. Plus, my seeing-eye dog has been specifically trained to pop open cans of Pabst, the nectar of Gods. In the end, I think it's a pretty fair trade-off.

Here's some more images of Jack Black topless, which -- by the grace of God -- I can't see: