Bombshell
Bombshell (Adjective)
an utterly gorgeous, beautiful woman.I love the dichotomy between the images offered here and the subhead: "The Thinking Man's Bombshell." I don't suppose it's entirely inaccurate, as long as you presuppose that a man thinks only with his penis. I mean, if you're going to go through with this "thinking man's" charade, at least give the woman some turtle-shell glasses, huh?
Still, if anyone was going to get that admittedly ill-conceived moniker, they could do worse thatn Charlize. I don't think even my superior upper brain could handle the sight of her in glasses, though.
I am more puzzled by the scrawl at the bottom:
The New Lesbianism: Why Boys Don't Do Girls Who Do Girls!
Who are these stupid, stupid boys? Are they the mysterious non-thinking men who don't consider her a bombshell? Where can I find them, so that I may strike them rapidly with my fists?
Men's Mag Dictionary:
Thinking Man's Bombshell (or Sex Symbol): noun. A gorgeous Hollywood actress who do not sport huge (usually man-made) boobies and/or do not bleach their hair into unnatural shade of yellow, or both.
Antonym: Pamela Anderson