Born Again Christian (Noun) A person who renounces his or her current lifestyle and becomes a Christian, which commonly happens to former celebrities after their career and/or personal life takes a downward spiral. It' a frightening conversion because someone who was once cool and hip suddenly becomes a brain-washed worshiper of a mythical being and, thus, rarely listens to reason

After a recent DUI, some unwise career choices, and a tumultuous decade following the demise of her sitcom, "Boy Meets World," Topanga (real name unknown) has confessed on her blog that she's made mistakes but wants to be a role model for girls. She writes:

I understand that some “controversial" pictures of me have surfaced online recently and I just want to apologize to anyone who was offended by them. They were taken awhile ago, while I was out with my friends and we had a little too much to drink and we were goofing off and maybe we took it a little too far but these were private pictures that were stolen from me. I want you all to know that I always make sure I carry myself in a classy way because I want to be a role model for young girls. I have accepted Jesus in my life.

Hmmm ... from the looks of those "controversial pictures," it looks like "Jesus" is a drunk blond with soft cheeks, not that there's anything wrong with that. But, I think Topanga might want to consult a dictionary: She's not so much a reborn Christian as she is a reborn lesbian, which is a lot cooler and, unless she plans on going the Kirk Cameron route, a lot better for her career.

The controversial photos: