Boston (City) Capital of Massachusetts, where the F-word is a commonly uttered and not considered offensive or vulgar. Bostonians think they are superior to everyone including New Yorkers. They make fun of Midwesterners and Southerners by calling them hicks and hillbillies. Everyone's drunk & Irish in the city and rich in the burbs. They can't drive. The roads are awful and meander every which way—it is very easy to get lost navigating in this urban hell. The cost of living is ridiculous and they cant even pronounce their Rs. Boston, not surpsingly, has the worst sports fans in of any city, especially in football where idiotic Pats fans think they have to win every game and have the audacity to throw snowballs at refs and prove to be sore winners AND sore losers in every game.

Goddamn, I miss Boston. Arrogant motherfucking pricks -- every goddamn one of them, including Matt Damon. But, hell if it ain't the best city in the world.