Captain Obvious: (Phrase) Name of one who is a master of the self-evident.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are supposedly on the verge of ending their seven year marriage, according to a friend of the couple who says their divorce was "virtually inevitable."

'They have just grown apart. They've decided they're better off as friends. It's sad but they're determined to keep it amicable.' Guy was pictured a fortnight ago on a night out with male friends and sources said he and his wife were planning to spend most of the summer apart. (Source)

I wonder what could have possibly gone wrong here? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that she's Madonna and he's not a giant, man-sized vibrator. In other unforeseen news, I'll probably take a dump tomorrow morning, and in October the weather will change and the leaves will start falling off the trees.

Madonna, her kids and her awesome pit stains at a Yankees game last weekend: