Decorum
Decorum: (Noun) Behavior in keeping with good taste and propriety.When your bikini bottom is no longer effective at corralling your double pooch and ten pounds of meat curtain, and the sailcloth on top is groaning under the stress of the two basketballs full of saline -- maybe it's time to upgrade to the one-piece. And contrary to popular belief, there's no shame in wearing one that has a little skirt built into it. Or, wearing a T-shirt over the top part. Or burying yourself in the sand up to the neck... Close enough to where the tide comes in. Baby steps, Linda!
(Thanks to WND for the photos!)
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Those pictures are disturbing in so many ways...more so because she's someone who should NOT be considered a celebrity.
Full makeup at the beach under harsh sunlight is always SO attractive.
You know, if she just had a little larger, higher cut bottoms on, she wouldn't look that bad. I think we're too harsh on women that aren't emaciated.
"..ten pounds of meat curtains." Oh my gracious, hi-lar-ious quote! I haven't ever heard a faceless asshole on the internet make fun of an older/unattractive/overexposed/famous/too thin/too thick woman's genitals before!
LOL!
Don't these women know that only young, perfectly proportioned women should wear bikinis!!?
If you don't fit the above description women, cover up your hideous bodies with shame!
Yeah...I hate the Hogan family as much as the next guy, but this kind of hating on someone's body is crossing a line for me. Some day, even the hottest among us will be flabby and gross. Does this mean we shouldn't be able to go to the beach? That we should be mocked? Sheesh