Well that's totall bullshit. If it were remotely true to life, one of them would have been found managing a McDonalds, another one would have gotten the call while doing gay porn and a third would have been rediscovered on "Cops" getting arrested when he turned violent after being refused a break on a drycleaning bill for being "that guy who used to be in that group? You remember me! C'mon, lalalalalala TONIGHT! Sure you do! C'mon bitch, you know who I fuckin' am, I'm freakin famous...!!!"

ZOMG, this will be the theme of my summer and I mean that with a strong sense of ironic detachment. Mostly.