Finish Line
Finish Line: (Noun) A line marking the end of a race or activity.Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to her baby daughter, Maddie Briann, this morning. This marks the third grandchild for Jamie Lynn's father Jamie and mother Lynne; joining Britney's two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
Condolences to everyone out there who placed bets that either the child's first and/or middle name would start with the syllable "Jay." Personally I had six to one odds that the actual name would be "Jailynn Jaymerson," so I'll be down at the blood bank for the rest of the week trying to make enough scratch to pay back my bookie.
Good lord woman, put on a bra! I know you're preggers but you look like your boobs are melting.
You know, I go to all the trouble of impregnating her, and she can't even spell my name right. All this time I thought her brain was getting stuck when it got to the end of my name.
I think that's just her way of getting you back for making her believe that standing on her head afterwards would confuse the sperm to swim the other way.
Liar.