For the Ladies and Gay Brethren: A Very Special Package from WIMB
Package (Noun) The outline or bulge of the male genital as visualized on one wearing tightey whiteys.Editor's Note: Who thinks Dustin should put his money where his mouth is and show us his package? Now that would be a very special package.
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I lie awake at night and dream about that moment, Ms. Editor. Yes. Let us see the Pajiboner.
Now that's what I'm talking about. Just show us your package dude!
I don't know. The shape is all wrong. Too perfect and poofy. It's like Beckham is wearing Wonderjocks under the AE briefs.
Mmmmm...David Beckham's fun stuff...
Alright, now take it off, Dustin! WHOO! (Begins stuffing singles down Dustin's pants)
Oonce oonce oonce!
dus-tin, dus-tin, dus-tin...thump-a-thump-bow, thump-a-thump-bowww...
get on with your bad self. we're all waiting with bated breath.