Gift Whore: (Noun) A gift of inferior quality or suspicious intentions, which should be accepted uncritically despite reservations: "Don't look a gift whore in the mouth."

Paris Hilton is said to have made an "extremely generous" donation to the Childrens Hospital of Los Angeles yesterday, towards a new cancer center to be opened in 2010. This comes after her Larry King appearance last year when she claimed she wanted to "help raise money for kids and for breast cancer, multiple sclerosis."

"The children I have met through my involvement with Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart," Hilton said in a statement. "I am proud to make a donation and lend my name to the fundraising effort to help children who are facing terribly serious illnesses." (Source)

Oookay. Now I'm all for helping kids with cancer as much as anyone -- but seriously, what's the catch? That was an entire year ago, literally to this day, that she said she supposedly wanted to turn over a new leaf. What was the holdup? Did someone suddenly get a visit from the Whores of Christmas past, present and future? I know somebody else who does nice things for people seemingly for no reason -- and his name is Satan. And he will come to collect on your ass.

It's gonna take a lot more convincing than that, Mother Theresa: