Glare (Noun) An angry stare. I'll concede that I'm no marketing professional -- I don't know what makes consumers tick, nor what images prompt folks to go out and buy a product or use a service. But these photos -- from a photoshoot for Lindsay Lohan's UK VISA campaign -- don't say to me, "Dustin: You really ought to use your VISA a little more often, maybe build up some points and buy yourself a nice cappuccino maker." No, these ads say, "Why is that angry woman glaring at me? And why isn't she wearing a bra? If her VISA card really was as good as advertised, you wouldn't think she'd have any problem at all buying a brassiere. And maybe that's why she looks so angry -- maybe the bra shop only took American Express, and she's pissed because she had to show up to the photoshoot without proper attire."
No, you know what? I don't think I want to use my VISA card. Next time, out of solidarity, I'm using the Mastercard.



I'm really not one to cuss, but who the fuck cares about this stupid, strung-out bitch anymore?
She doesn't even look like she used to be cute anymore -- she's a used up scank, and it's not funny. Her parents ought to be jailed for 20 years for wrecking their daughter for a buck.