Hamburger

By Dustin on June 23, 2008 10:30 AM Posted in: Courtney Love

Hamburger (Noun) a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground or chopped beef, usually in a roll or bun, variously garnished.

Hoo-baby! Looookin' goood. Gimme a taste of that clavicle, baby. Why don't you and me meet up, grab a hamburger and some sunlight. Looks like you just got back from a three-month vacation, honey, in a dungeon.

But seriously, Courtney. Have you ever heard of a meal? Appetizers, a little meat, maybe a side of vegeables and macaroni and cheese, followed by a nice desert. They're great. I try to eat two or three a day. You should definitely look into one. They're great not only for your complexion, but your ability to sustain life. Just a thought.

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9 Comments

Misanthrope said:

Bad aim, Kurt, bad aim.

June 23, 2008 1:26 PM

subtlemethod said:

So,
I'm pretty sure this picture reminded me of something...
http://www.iastate.edu/~garden/vampires/dracula1.jpg
oh... that's right.
Stake her before she eats the baby!

June 23, 2008 1:52 PM

Stacey

said:

Not bad, subtlemethod, but I've got an even better one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flukeman

June 23, 2008 4:47 PM

C said:

scary, yes.. but remember that her husband's ashes were supposedly stolen/missing and she's probably lost it and gone on a bender again. it's clear she's not sober.

June 23, 2008 5:38 PM

Esperanzita said:

I miss The People vs Larry Flynt Courtney. She was so healthy and sober and awesome then.

Just a few months ago she was looking plump and she was getting shit from all sides then for being fat, now she's slimmed down (to a terrifying degree, but still, she's skinny) and she's getting a shit storm from all sides...

ta-dah! You'll never win Courtney, you'll never ever win.

That said, she needs to just get fuckin' sober and rock the worlds face once and for all.

June 23, 2008 6:48 PM

punxxi said:

ah, yes, heroin chic...

June 23, 2008 6:56 PM

Az said:

A nice DESERT? Yes, because sand is sooooo fattening.

June 23, 2008 11:13 PM

db said:

Kurt's ashes were stolen within the last couple months if I remember right. She's way down in the even deeper end now.

June 24, 2008 2:35 PM