Have You Called Jenny Yet? (Reprise) (Catchphrase) Totally fucking annoying slogan for the weight loss company Jenny Craig, which should deservedly be thrown back into certain Jenny Craig spokespeople at any opportune moment.

I know how you guys hate fat jokes, but seriously? After however many years of those irritatingly grating, obnoxious commercials, if Kirstie Alley is going to shove anything into her gob other than a stick of fucking celery -- she had better do it in her basement with the curtains drawn. Do you think I'd go any easier if I caught Pam Anderson eating a big old hunk of meat (the kind that's not a euphemism for cock) or Nancy Reagan smoking a fattie (also not a euphemism for cock)? No. No, I most certainly would not. It is our God-given right and freedom as Americans to rub peoples failures and self-righteousness in their stupid, fat faces -- and if we can't even do that much than the terrorists have definitely won. And that's about as close to "Republican" as anything you'll ever hear me say.