Hippie Karma: (Phrase) The unsubstantiated law of the universe which says that if you dress like a stupid hippie, something embarrassing will happen.

You know what accessory goes perfect with butterfly wings and face paint? A big old piece of  odoriferous dog flop stuck to your stiletto! It's almost as if the universe said, "Well: it looks like a hippie, it walks like a hippie, but it sure don't smell like no hippie." What, did you think it was just a coincidence that all hippies smell like crap?