Identity Theft
Identity Theft: (Noun) The fraudulent acquisition and use of a person's private identifying information, usually for financial gain.A federal judge ruled yesterday that the Naked Cowboy can proceed with his lawsuit against Mars candy company for $4 million in damages over unlawful use of his image in the above billboard featuring a blue M&M dressed in his trademark briefs and boots.
"Sounds like I've got $4 million coming my way," the Naked Cowboy, whose real name is Robert Burck, told The Post upon learning of Manhattan federal Judge Denny Chin's decision.
Aw yeah -- guess whose got two thumbs and $4 million dollars worth of underpants? That's right: this guy. No more of that K-Mart bullshit, either. He'll be wearing only the finest tightey whiteys fit for kings! And I bet nothing enhances a dude's junk quite like having it encrusted in diamonds.
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I hate myself for saying this, but he's actually kinda hot. Dammit, dammit, dammit. Stupid sexy cowboys with their underwear and their guitars and their hats...
And I bet nothing enhances a dude's junk quite like having it encrusted in diamonds.
A little bit, but every time I take a piss it sounds like windchimes.
I dunno, Jerm... I'm usually with you when it comes to these matters, but that there is a glorified homeless person, if you ask me.