Infected: (Verb) To affect a person with a disease-causing organism.

So that's how Scientology keeps spreading. Many people have long assumed it was a cult, but now it turns out it's actually this whole vampiric, zombie-like infestation. At any rate, I just knew people weren't dumb enough to be coming up with it on their own.

Well, crap. It looks like they've got Charlize now, too. And I suppose, only a matter of time before it spreads to the populace. Unless... From what I gather, the way to exterminate these manifestations is to take out the leader. And given his obvious weakness to mood altering drugs; if someone can get to Tom Cruise and stake him through the heart with a Ritalin-dipped wooden stake, it just might do the trick. Godspeed.

No! Stay away from Jason Bateman -- unholy fiends!