Jolt: (Noun) A surprise or shock of an unpleasant kind and often manifested physically.

Kelsey Grammer is said to be in good condition after being rushed to a Hawaiian hospital after suffering a mild heart attack this past weekend. According to a statement released by his rep, Grammer is "resting comfortably" and is expected to be released early this week.

In totally unrelated news, to anyone out there who thinks it might be funny to secretly replace somebody's Château Pétrus with Arbor Mist, let's just say: not funny. Not at all.