Life Ruiner: (Noun) Someone who has no choice but to turn to shit the lives of everyone they touch, whether it be intentional or otherwise.

When Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo briefly split up last month, rumors obviously suggested that it was due to the constant, suffocating meddling of Jessica's dad. Or more accurately, that he tried to sell the rights to their engagement. Looking like quite the ass, Papa Joe decided to speak to US Weekly (for a nominal fee) to defend himself:

“It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. “And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?"

In this particular case? I can think of a few. Joe Francis, perhaps? A diapered monkey that knows sign language? Oh! Sam Lufti probably has some free time on his hands what with the restraining order against him from Britney Spears for brainwashing and drugging her. And, he's even got pop star management experience! Really, a girl could do worse than a little drugging now and then. Like her dad constantly ogling her tits. I'm just saying you should think it over, Jess.