Makeover

Khloe0620_1.jpgMakeover: (Noun) A complete transformation or remodeling of a person's hairstyle, makeup, clothes, or body type.

If there's anyone out there who even remotely gave a shit about how to tell the Kardashian sisters apart... No really, anyone? Well anyway, it's going to be that much harder now, because the fat one isn't as fat anymore.

With a little help from her sisters, Kourtney, 29, and Kim, 27, she made the transformation. "Kim encourages me to work out and Kourtney is healthy about food. It's empowering," says Khloe, who has already lost 12 pounds - and has a hot new body to rival her older siblings'. "I don't want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!" (Source)

Hmm... I'm pretty sure no one actually thought of her as the "funny" sister. But anyway, if we can't peg her as the fat one anymore I guess she'll just have to settle for being "the one who looks like Garfield's slutty cat girlfriend.*"

* Editor's note: apologies to anyone who clicks on that link -- for this being the internet and all, visual references of Garfield's slutty cat girlfriend are surprisingly few.

Garfield's Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian slimmed down; but still shouldn't stand next to Hayden Panettiere:

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5 Comments


Geetch said:

That is the best video in the history of the Internet - nay, the history of cinema. I say we take back Paul Haggis' and Cuba Gooding Jr.'s Oscars and give them to "Garlene."


Mrs. Plainview said:

You can lose all the lb's you want, Khloe, we will always call you "Kim's dead-behind-the-eyes sister".


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

HA! I love Joel.


Meghan said:

Oh wow. That was brilliant. I believe the only thing that could possibly top that vid would have been a well placed rickroll. Kudos to you.


bitemebitch said:

I agree with Mrs.Plainview, definitely "dead behind the eyes", but aren't they all!!!

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