Memory Wank

By Dustin on June 10, 2008 Posted in: New Kids on the Block
nkobt.jpgMemory Wank (Noun) The art of remembering an arousing occurrence you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or if you're in the shower.

With the return of the New Kids on the Block nigh, and the attendant thirtysomething women ripping their shirts off at their concerts to reveal their caesarean scars all but inevitable, we thought why not dig up some photos from the archives, and give some of you ladies (and gay men with terrible taste) something to take with you to the shower for a nice memory wank.

Here it is, folks -- 1989. Relive the magic (and yes, that is Halle Berry with the ugly one). Let me hear it: Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah!

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Kathleen said:

Dustin! No! Please tell me you were just typing too fast and didn't really mean to type "your in the shower" and "Let me here it"!

*sobs*

And oh yeah, NKOTB. I think I still have some t-shirts of theirs somewhere. In my defense, I was 9 at the time.

Eeep. No excuses. My apologies. -- DR

June 10, 2008 2:26 PM

Az said:

Someone posted some pictures of my 90s bf online and he looked just like Jordan except not as cute.

June 10, 2008 9:22 PM

Kathleen said:

Personally, I blame it on the legions and swarms of people on the interwebs who are incapable of distinguishing between basic correct and incorrect grammar. I think it seeps into the brain. At least that's my excuse.

June 10, 2008 11:14 PM