I really think it would be pretty awesome if everyone who has ever been named Hogan were to spontaneously combust, and leave us in peace. Sure, some innocents would be lost. Hell, I'd actually really miss Jason Bateman, but that's a price I'm willing to pay. Damn Vince McMahon to hell for making Terry Bollea famous in the first place. Saddest of all, Hogan truly is a "real American." I need a puke and a nap.

I know Nick is reprehensible, but it's nice the mom found some a-hole to flaunt around town. Seriously, you go girl!

That's probably the best idea anyone's ever had, ever.

And people that look like each other shouldn't mate, especially when they both look like men. It confuses us when we look at the children.

Actually the irony is that everyone in the entire family looks like a man except for Nick. Go figure.

linda hogan is a reusable douche bag. someone needs to tell her racoon ass that its not 1982 anymore. that freak riding on her enormous cellulite dimpled, animal print covered ass looks like her son,only with a major receding hairline. talk about incest, that old wrinkled bag thinks she looks like brooke, and is trying to bang a nick replica. and p.s. why isnt that old bitch hiring a stylist to crack some of that 8 inch thick makeup off her busted ass mug?