Misdirection

rumerblue.jpgMisdirection (Noun) A form of deception in which the attention of an audience is focused on one thing in order to distract its attention from another.

Oh, you wily one. You trickster! You sneaky little wench! You thought by wearing freakishly blue contacts, you could engage in a bit of misdirection, distracting attention away from your eggplant chin, huh? Well, nice try, Rumer, But we're too smart for your shenanigans. You could light your hair on fire, remove a leg, and pull your skirt up over your chest, your chin would still be the center of attention. Genetics -- they are a bitch.

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4 Comments


Ling said:

I hope you were being sarcastic... because if not, Rumer's won. Ignoring the freakish fake lenses, she looks cute. Making you look like a jackass.


Misanthrope said:

Ray Tango couldn't break that jaw.


sj said:

Right on, Ling. Why is it funny to make fun of people's appearance? Oh yeah, it's really not.


Az said:

How is stating a fact making fun of her appearance? She has a huge chin. No matter what she does people are going to notice it. Yes she looks cute. But her chin is still huge. And you know what? Kudos to Rumer for not falling prey to her mother's habits and not getting plastic surgery to change that chin. Which, by the way, is still huge.