Move Forward (Expression) Euphemism, in this case meaning: "Probably do a couple of VH1 Celebreality shows where I make out with Verne Troyer, hurl into a downward spiral of drugs and depression (a great segue into VH1's "Celebrity Rehab"), and then drop off the face of the Earth.

Good news for fans of George Clooney ex-girlfriends; Sarah Larson, recently kicked to the curb by Clooney, is apparently moving forward, so a friend of hers tells People.

From what we've talked about she's doing well," Jennifer Morss, executive director of Aid for AIDS of Nevada and a friend of Larson's, tells PEOPLE. "You just move forward. She's a strong, very smart girl who I think will make it through pretty much anything." (Source)

She may think she can "make it through pretty much anything," but she's never experienced the feeling of being dumped a two-time sexiest man alive. It's like heroin withdrawal, only less glamorous than the insomnia, restlessness, bone aches,diarrhea, and vomiting associated with quitting heroin cold turkey. I once had a dream that Clooney bought me a drink, and when I woke up, I couldn't get out bed for three days.

This is all I'm saying, Sarah: Get used to the fetal position.