Native Assholian: (Noun) A member of the indigenous peoples from the land of the asses.

What?! Does Mischa Barton even have a job anymore or does she just go around getting her picture taken in stupid outfits? Yeah, nice one Mischa -- my five year old niece has an outfit just like this. She wears it on Thanksgiving because her mom thinks she's too young to know the real story of what went down between the native people and Europeans. All you're missing is a construction paper headband covered in glitter with a plastic feather sticking out and a burgeoning sense of denial. A kid is never too young to learn about how the white man raped Pocohantus, stole her land and killed her people, is all I'm saying.