Prima Doucha (Noun) a douchebag with a shitty personality who is considered vain, temperamental and/or conceited.

Mike Myers is going out of his way to catch Chevy Chase Syndrome. During a tape of Conan O'Brien's show last week, Myers got all prima doucha on backstage staffers. According to Page Six:

"He sent a team of interns on a wild goose chase for Silk nondairy creamer, Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer," said our witness. "Then he sent one of the interns back out to get him a new drink when he realized his seltzer was not the brand he requested."

You know what, Mike? Seltzer is seltzer, and you need to stick your ego back up your ass where it belongs. You know that movie of yours that opened over the weekend, about an American raised by gurus? Maybe in the course of your "research" (which I'm sure entailed shitting on linoleum and rolling around in it), you didn't run across the Buddhist belief that whatever you do comes back to you. It's called Karma, Mike. And that 4th place opening of Love Guru probably had a little something to do with that seltzer you returned, bitch.