Puff-tarded: (Adjective) Used to describe someone who goes through gratuitous changes of rap moniker.

The artist formerly known as the rapper who used to bang Jennifer Lopez is now calling himself Puff Daddy again, after having gone through P. Diddy, Diddy, Sean John, and Puffy -- even though everyone knows damn well his real name is Sean Combs.

"They call me Puff Daddy... he's back," the mogul raps on the remix of O'Neal McKnight's single "Check Your Coat." (McKnight is Combs' former stylist.) "Yeah you heard me right - I said Puff Daddy," he continues. "I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy sh*t."

Combs also posted on his MySpace page: "This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy." (Source)

Since I'm the type of person who is resistant to change and also likes to rub people's faces in their past mistakes -- I've never stopped calling him Puff Daddy. So this makes it easy for me, anyway. Unfortunately for him, just because someone calls themselves Puffy Daddy again doesn't mean it's automatically the period of time when someone named Puff Daddy was actually cool and relevant.

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