Pugly
Pugly (Adjective) Someone who is pug ugly; has a face like a pug and is extremely ugly in personality and physical appearance.Occasionally, I'll stroll over to Fark and see if their advertising some gossip that we've somehow missed, and I just have to say, those folks are total asshats. I mean: Real lousy sons of bitches. Seriously. Like this: After reports came out that Tori Spelling's dog had died, those bastards didn't miss an easy opportunity for a cruel joke, quickly providing this headline:
Tori Spelling mourns the death of her beloved pug, the only creature in her house uglier than her.What a bunch of cretins! How insulting is that? Clearly, Tori is much uglier than the pug; I mean, at least the dog has an excuse for being pugly, right? I'm just saying: Don't go around bagging on a dog's looks and, for fuck's sake, don't suggest it's uglier than Tori Spelling. That's just piling on.
Hoo, you got that right. FARK truly is a terrible place. Seriously, there is nothing on this Earth more capable of lowering one's faith in humanity than reading as much as 10 comments on that site. Hell, sometimes it can only take two.
Still, sometimes those terrible headlines and ad hominem jokes can really make me laugh. So it goes.
Uglier than she. Cretins indeed.
I was actually thinking about that urban legend that a person and their dog, if they spend enough time together, will start to resemble each other. But then I got distracted.
/Rest in peace with lots of steak and bacon, puppy.
Every picture I've ever seen of that dog, it's wearing some kind of uncomfortable, restricting looking pink frock, so I wouldn't be surprised if it finally figured out that a dog dress makes for a pretty decent makeshift noose.
Also? Hey shit for brains: dog are colorblind!
Rest in peace, Mimi La Rue... she is finally free!