Ratnerus

ratnercyrus.jpgRatnerus (Adjective) Describes the lethal combination of two singularly awful things to create something all-powerfully noxious and offensive to the senses.

It occurred to me this morning that there doesn't, in fact, exist a word in the English language to describe the combination of two atrocities, but after learning that Bret Ratner is directing Miley Cyrus' new poseurishly angry video (I didn't realize it was possible to outfake, outangst, out-annoy Avril Lavigne), I made up the perfect word: Ratnerus, derived from the combination of Ratner, Cyrus, and Anus.

Ratnerus. Has a nice ring, doesn't it?

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2 Comments


Skeggjold said:

Lookout everyone! She's edgy! I can tell because she's wearing Converse!

...and a sequined argyle sweaterdress?! WTF?!

Where are the Fug Girls when you need them?


Amanda said:

...with legwarmers!