Rilogasm

rilokiley0617_1.jpgRilogasm (Noun) An orgasm that one experiences when thinking about, dreaming about, listening to or watching Rilo Kiley.

Hey, fuck it. If Dustin can post pictures of Ben Folds for no good damn reason, then I get to post pictures of Rilo Kiley. Fair's fair and all that.

Yeah, yeah... I know. Their last album totally blew. Blew. But Jenny Lewis has built up more than enough good will over the years for me to look past that. Plus? Here's some cool trivia for you: Jenny Lewis and Blake Sennett are both child actors. Jenny Lewis appeared in countless film and TV appearances, most memorably playing the little girl who kidnapped Rose's teddy bear "Fernando" on "The Golden Girls" -- while Blake Sennett (a.k.a) Blake Soper is best known as "Pinsky" from "Salute Your Shorts."

Top that, Ben Folds. Mmmhmm, that's what I thought.

Editor's Note: I knowwww she was in
Troop Beverly Hills. But I only saw that movie one time when I was little and barely remember it, as opposed to that "Golden Girls" episode, which I have seen like ten times. Therefore, that is her role which is most memorable to me. Nyah.

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15 Comments


Dustin Author Profile Page said:

Yeah, but has Jenny Lewis been married four times? I thought not.

Who is cooler now?


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

Going by that logic, Ben Folds is still only about half as cool as Larry King. That's almost too hot to handle.


JH said:

I happen to like several songs on Under The Blacklight very much, thank you.

Jenny pretty.


coveredinbees said:

I like to remember Blake Sennett as the dim-witted bully from Boy Meets World. I like remembering everyone from Boy Meets World.


sassmouth said:

Huh. I always thought Jenny Lewis's most memorable role was as Shelley Long's daughter in Troop Beverly Hills.


Jade said:

Hi Stacey. I hate to be a critic of your otherwise very witty commentaries but I have noticed several times in the past when I read your posts that you often use the word than instead of then when then would have been the correct word to use. In this instance you have written, "than I get to post a picture of Rilo Kiley". It should be the word then. Please remember that I really do enjoy your postings on this site.

Noted and corrected. Then/than: it's my G'dang Achilles Heel!


Melissa said:

Rilo Kiley is the winner for suuuuure. JH, I too enjoy Under the Blacklight.


X said:

She was also the girl in The Wizard with Fred Savage and the Power Glove. That movie was tits.


Lucie said:

Sooo difficult to say. Rilo Kiley has some fairly beautiful lyrics, and Jenny's voice is to die for. But UTB...you are so disappointing. Especially considering the material they had available to them (Pull Me in Tighter, I Love L.A., Somebody Else's Clothes...)
Ben Folds! The talent! The melodies! The hilarity!


Vanessa Delgado said:

She was in The Wizard!!!! Come on now!


Gigi said:

Riley Kiley All the way! Jenny was also in Pleasantville as the girl that seduced Tobey McGuire into color with her illicit apple.

Plus she absolutely rocked in the Postal Service concerts so many years ago. All rainbows.


John said:

Rilo Kiley's the rocks my socks. Shame on you for saying that Under the Blacklight blew. Years from now, when you look back and realize that a bad Rilo Kiley album is way better than most of the other stuff out there.


J said:

Hate to burst the bubble, but Jenny Lewis is terrible. We booked her at my college, and she was rude and terrible the entire time. Insulted our college and the venue, and was generally unpleasant. Finally, only played for 45 minutes, didn't say one word to the audience, and got in one final insult about the town (our college is rural) before leaving the stage. Talked to a friend who booked her at a different college, and she was the same way there. She's pretty full of herself considering she's only really big on the indie circuit.


coveredinbees said:

That was Marley Shelton in Pleasantville. Don't ask me why I know that.


Kristin said:

I adore Rilo Kiley, and now you tell me Jenny Lewis was ALSO that kid in Troop Beverly Hills??? Wow, I'm just knocked over by her awesomeness.

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