Royal Ascot: (Holiday) Loosely translated, the British celebration to "wear stupid hats" day.

I swear, the British and their crazy holidays, right? Although, if it meant getting a day off work, I would hot glue some silk flowers and ribbons and shit on the underside of a wicker basket right this second and claim a religious belief. Just like the time I rubbed grime from the inside of my tailpipe onto my forehead to get a half day on Ash Wednesday. That's how seriously I take shirking my obligations.

Editor's Note: I know it's a horse race, assholes who were about to correct me.