Alleged stills from Britney Spears' sex tape have surfaced. Cover your eyes (NSFW) (Yeeeah!)

Heather Locklear depressed? My guess: She misses the Sambora talking box, if you know what I mean. (Celebitchy)

Amy Winehouse lights up, tells emphysema to go fuck itself. (Celebrity Smack)

Don Imus is still a racist prick. (The Blemish)

We've got an official explanation as to why Larry King's wife willing married him. Crack. Lots and lots of crack. (Celebwarship)

Anne Hathaway's husband may end up in the same position as Joe Francis: Bent over in a prison cell. (Bricks and Stones)

Quentin Tarantino is back, baby. (Pajiba)