I don't know Brody Jenner from a hole in the ground but I guaran-fucking-tee you this will be my new favorite show ever. (Yeeeah!)

Speaking of "Bromace," a potential Smurfs movie makes me want to go back in time and kill the person who invented movies. (Agent Bedhead)

Bruce Jenner's other, less bromatic kids go to town on some ice cream cones. (Celebslam)

Ashlee Simpson has pregnancy titters and she doesn't care who knows. (The Blemish)

All Donald Trump needs to complete the look is a clear lucite bowling ball with a rose encased in it. (Seriously? OMG!)

Molly Sims shows us how to make fun cocktails. (IBBB)

Uhhh, how did George Clooney not fucking understand that Sarah Larson was totally the type of chick to get breast implants from the get-go? (PopOnThePop)

Cameron Diaz is rude to Abercrombie staff. In related news, Cameron Diaz has stupid taste in clothing. (Celebitchy)

Kate Hudson seems like kind of an idiot, but damn do I love her style. (Popoholic)