Snaps: Carnivore
Before you get all up in Jessica Simpson's shit, PETA -- you don't know for sure she's not talking about dick. (Yeeeah!)Mary Louise Parker gets injured during a sex scene and breaks her... Guess! (Seriously? OMG!)
Not even poking Kate Beckinsale in the eye with your raging erection would convince her that her ass isn't huge and disgusting. Oh well. (The Blemish)
Amy Winehouse's Blake puts a hit out on Pete Doherty. (Celebitchy)
Kristen Bell takes beautiful portraits. (HQ Celebrity)
Kim Kardashian in a bikini resembles a centaur missing the other set of legs. (Celebslam)
The new "Hulk" movie is approximately 2/3 decent and 1/3 sucky. (Pajiba)
Hey Mischa, want people to stop making fun of your cellulite? Might you want to try... Pants? (Ayyyy!)
Not even poking Kate Beckinsale in the eye with your raging erection would convince her that her ass isn't huge and disgusting.
I would think not; that's been the result of every encounter we've had with each other.
Kim Kardashian in a bikini resembles a centaur missing the other set of legs.
I'm sorry, I just worship that ass. Not surprising, since it has its own gravitational field, but photos of her rear area are like a tractor beam combined with super glue for me. Mm-mmm, good!
Any more womyns in today's round-up for me to objectify?
I wasn't even trying to be insulting with the centaur remark. But isn't it true, though? I just remember in that short from Fantasia, where all the centaur women had these perfectly round, beautiful looking horse asses. Is that weird? Does that make me some sort of bestiality-lesbian?
It makes you an essential element of my new reality show, "My Date with Kim Kardashian's Ass."
Is that weird? Does that make me some sort of bestiality-lesbian?
It is. And it does.
Still, once again I must concur with socalled's deft analysis. Although I am disappointed that he didn't think Kristen was worth objectifying, since he had to ask. Well, if he doesn't want her....