Who do these knees belong to? (Seriously? OMG!)

Sarah Larson is telling everyone she dumped George Clooney. Sure. And I took out that restraining order on Sarah Chalke. (Celebitchy)

Check out the latest installment in Pajiba's 20 Best Seasons of the Last 20 Years. (Pajiba)

Lionel Ritchie gets assy with his daughter, Nicole, although I'm not sure "assy" is an appropriate term in the context of a father/daughter relationship. Unless you live in West Virginia. (Celebwarship)

What? Are those gang signs that Heather Locklear is flashing? (The Blemish)

Pam Anderson changes pace, wears only see-through top, instead of no top at all. (Celebslam)

Ruh roh. Is Madonna flying the marital coop? Maybe she needs a man as built as she is, in which case her options are limited to Lou Ferigno. (Yeeeah!)

Ms. Lohan reunites with her ... oh, they're just friends, people (no they're not) (Bricks and Stones)

Lohan leggins not your thing? How about Jessica Simpson lingerie, perfect for the woman who has to compensate for lack of intelligence. (Celebrity Smack)