Apparently Ashlee Simpson didn't cancel the tour because of her baby, but because she's going to learn to sing... Or something. (Seriously? OMG!)

Maybe Christina Aguilera should just get embalmed already, and get it over with. (Yeeeah!)

Tom and Katie hosted a good ol' fashioned compound-warming this weekend! (Celebitchy)

Remember Jojo? The 13-year-old pop singer who looked 17? Well now she's 17 and looks closer to 28. (HQ Celebrity)

Check out this inflatable pool toy! That chair underneath it looks comfy, too. (The Blemish)

No way! A Marilyn Monroe blooper reel! (CelebritySmack)

Megan Fox was everywhere this weekend. I'm not entirely sure one of these isn't a clone at this point. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan's dress which came down to two inches below her twat had a malfunction! Who could have ever predicted such a mishap? (Celebslam)