When your daughter is flashing her flesh for the pages of Maxim, is it a good idea to tag along and watch? Beats me. Ask Hulk Hogan. (Celebslam)

More on the Hulk/Brooke creepiness: She describes her ass as "an old car." (Celebitchy)

NPH, proving how absolutely fantastic he is, reprises his role as Doogie Howser. (Seriously? OMG!)

The Crue kickstarts some hearts on David Letterman. (Celebrity Smack)

Another valuable lesson from Abby: Don't fuck with Southerners. Amen, and pass the ammo. (Yeeeah!)

And speaking of Amens: Is John Mayer set to retire? (Bricks and Stones)

Hmmmmmm. (Celebwarship)

Kanye gets ALL CAPS on somebody's ass. (The Blemish)

Classic Week continues over on Pajiba. The latest? Young Frankenstein. (Pajiba)