This is how Holly Madison dresses to go shopping? I'd hate to see what she wears to a funeral. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Aniston doesn't want to be seen standing next to prettier women. Her ego can't cope. (IDLYITW)

The latest addition to the Best 20 Television Seasons of the Last 20 Years? (Pajiba)

The Heiglash continues unabated -- the gossip bloggers are gonna run this girl out on a rail, I tell you. (Yeeeah!)

Mark Wahlberg unwisely disses the Ocean's franchise, failing to note that he was in one of the worst films of the last century over the weekend. (Seriously? OMG!)

Will Smith is Asian? News to me, brother. (The Blemish)

So, that Real Girls Eat Meat T-Shirt Jessica Simpson was wearing was a dig at vegetarian Carrie Underwood? Why don't you just get a T-shirt that says, "I Give Better Head"? It's less obvious. (Celebitchy)

Billy Ray Cyrus demonstrates just how fucking cool he is by wearing sunglasses inside. (DListed) & (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Lohan Watch: She's one week fuck-up free! (Celebwarship)