Oh, Fergie! Not again! (Celebslam)

With the exception of Fergie, this is God's way of making up for girls not being able to pee standing up. (DListed)

Rihanna is dressed like a “like a Navajo hooker at soccer practice.” (Yeeeah!)

Paris is starting to turn into her mom now that she's settled down. (CelebritySmack)

Or maybe it's just because she's smoking too much weed and getting fat. (Celebitchy)

If MTV's "True Life: I'm Bulimic" didn't give you your fill of vomit, maybe you'll enjoy Fox's new program, the delightfully titled "Hurl!" (Agent Bedhead)

And if Megan Fox didn't get her fill of losers when she dated Brian Austin Green, Jeremy Piven wants to be her "Hurl!" (CelebWarship)

The Coreys have favorite numbers? What kind of retarded faces are they? (Seriously? OMG!)

Is there anyplace worse than hell we can send The Hogans? Perhaps a rodeo with machete-horned bulls trained to gorge anything yellow? (The Blemish)

Get Smart is predictably... Not. (Pajiba)