Photographic evidence that David Beckham's bean bag has been ... enhanced. (Yeeeah!)

What's more embarassing? That Regis Philbin can't pronounce Shanna Moakler's name, or that fucking Steven Weber has been relegated to game-show guest? (Seriously? OMG!)

Give it up for the Five Unsexiest Movies about sex. (Spout Blog)

Hugh Laurie parlays his celebrity into free hamburgers for life. (Celebitchy)

A trip down nostalgia lane: Brenda, Dylan, and Brandon edition. (Celebrity Smack)

Run away, Natalie. Get away from the hobo before he asks you for money. (Celebwarship)

Jesus, Charlie Sheen: If you're going to use a racial epithet, at least use it appropriately. (The Blemish)

The Onion Movie gets 11 Thumbs Down. (Pajiba)

Update: Ruh roh! Charlize is starting to show symptoms. (Film Experience)