Guess which famous housewife isn't getting enough at home? (The Blemish)

Blech. This is the hairiest asscrack I've seen that wasn't attached to a pair of balls. (Yeeeah!)

Mariah Carey wearing an outfit made of sausage casing? Must be Monday! (HQ Celebrity)

Courtney Love finally realizes full life potential. (Celebslam)

Sharon Osbourne's precious Meeeennie is going to be pooping on the marble floors of doggy heaven. (Seriously? OMG!)

Fox News shows <strike>un</strike>characteristically poor decorum in reporting supermodel Ruslana Korshunova’s apparent suicide. (Celebitchy)

Another round of guess the celebrity ass. (Agent Bedhead)

Pamela Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a whore. Coming from an actual whore though, I'm pretty sure that's a friendly gesture. (IDLYITW)

Here's a fantabulous idea: Britney Spears might be headlining the VMAs! (Bricks And Stones)

If you've been stranded on a dessert island all weekend -- WALL-E was, uh, good. (Pajiba)