Winehouse, we can forgive you for the drugs, but come on: Racist slurs? No wonder you didn't want your hubby to film you. (Yeeeah!)

ryan reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. RYAN REYNOLDS. (Bricks and Stones)

robert downey. Robert Downey. ROBERT DOWNEY. (Celebrity Smack)

I have no idea whether Liv Tyler's dress is appalling or amazing. (Gabsmash)

Ms. Alba has done her part to contribute to world overpopulation. (The Blemish)

F/X has finally canceled "Dirt." Wait! "Dirt" was still on? (Seriously? OMG!)

Jodie Sweetin wants to complete her comeback from meth addiction by appearing on "Dancing with the Stars." Oh, don't we all, Jodie. (Celebitchy)

Nipple slips are even more fun when you have absolutely no idea who the celebrity in question is. (Celebslam)

The MPAA has basically pulled Kevin Smith's killer teaser promo for Zack and Miri Make a Porno. (Spout)

Your husband/boyfriend got you feeling a little stabby? Vent. (Offsprung)